The difference between "Men" and "Guys"?

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

People always say, %26#039;the Blues are simple.%26#039; Well, that%26#039;s true %26#039;the Blues are simple%26#039; if you ignore the fawking complexities!%26#039;

The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;

Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road.

Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.

Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.

Guys: wear high school T-shirts they%26#039;ve actually owned since high school.

Men: balance their checkbooks.

Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers.

Guys: are afraid of becoming men.

Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call.

Guys: pretend you%26#039;re not there when their moms call.

Men: start their own businesses.

Guys: quit their jobs.

Men: are experts on women%26#039;s erogenous zones.

Guys: are experts on their own erogenous zone.

Men: order wine based on more than the price.

Guys: bring their own beer.

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The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

Thats funny, the funniest thing is that its true

The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

Long live Guys and no man is an expert on women%26#039;s erogenous zones.

The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

Thanks bro

The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

I%26#039;ve been on both sides of the spectrum within the last year. Let me tell you, it%26#039;s funner being a guy!

閳?br>The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

Five years down the road I%26#039;ll be doing the same thing I%26#039;m doing tonight, trying to figure out what I%26#039;m doing tonight.

Crichton sucks, King is worse. Seinfeld is alright though. I only play poker to make money, the game kind of sucks. Golf really sucks.

But I can%26#039;t give up my shirt I had in high school, its lucky.

My buddies have less money then I do, I can%26#039;t go to those losers for money.

She%26#039;s the one who wants to be treated equal, I%26#039;m just trying to do my part.

Men become fathers, and I was a punk kid, I don%26#039;t need to be raising another punk kid like me.

My mom lives next door, I don%26#039;t have to call her, I just head on over with a bagful of my laundry.

I got fired from my job before I had a chance to quit. I do have an idea for a business though, I%26#039;m going to open up a bar. I just need to take those bartending classes first.

In all fairness I have more practice with my own erogenous zones. I take at least an hour every night.

I bring my own beer because then I can tell others they can%26#039;t have any of my beer, so I never run out.

The difference between %26quot;Men%26quot; and %26quot;Guys%26quot;?

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